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Stinger Photo 9

"Bill the Beer Bottle?"


SSgt Bill Petrie and Beer label

Stinger Party Hootch, 1971, Nakon Phanom, Thailand. - SSgt Bill Petrie's impersonation of a beer bottle - After one too many Mekongs, Singha's and who knows what else, and with a look only a British Sgt. Major could muster up, Petrie does his famous impersonation of a beer bottle. (Petrie also claims he was ahead of times and was on the patch)
(Photo courtesy of CMSgt Bill Petrie, Oklahoma City, OK)
Other beer warning labels Petrie has been known to sport are:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker or crashing to the floor when someone yells Dead Bug!

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns on the forehead

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the crew what you really think as you throw your flight helmet over the crew bus.

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